Jerk at the hospital...
I wonder if people who work at hospitals have that one co-worker who is the "jerk at the hospital"
kind of like people who work at an office have a "jerk at the office".
I bet they do.
I bet at some point a woman went to a hospital to give birth to a baby,
then once she got into the delivery room the "jerk at the hospital" came bursting into the room
annoyed and embarrassed the hospital staff by saying something like,
"Looks like somebody got laid!"
then held his or her hand out and waited for a high five from the woman giving birth.